I’ve only once set foot in a middle school not as a student. It was at least a decade after I had graduated, and I
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Hundreds of Beavers is impressive and hilarious
Warner Brothers CEO Loserface Buttfarts, I mean David Zaslav, pissed off everybody and surprised nobody a few weeks back when he pulled the plug on
Madame Web is astonishingly bad
Whenever a movie like Madame Web comes around that no one expects to be any good and thus everyone feels okay poo-pooing, it’s in my
Lisa Frankenstein is sweet-natured horror — ya know, for the kids
When there’s a holiday devoted solely to being in love, those who see themselves as perpetually lonely like to lean into their feelings and say
The Beekeeper is a tried-and-true formula executed with punch
If you look at the poster for The Beekeeper, you will see an image of Jason Statham surrounded by bees, scowling like he’s about to
Night Swim is stuck in the shallow end
A haunted pool, you say? Why, if a pool were haunted, any number of horrible things could occur! With a non-haunted pool, risk can be
Andy’s Top Ten Movies of 2023!
Thanks to Mr. Dan Scully for hosting my top ten list this year. It was a great year for movies…just like every other year! Here
The Bricklayer is a fascinating misfire
I’m not sure who decided that Aaron Eckhart should be an action hero, but whoever it was got their money’s worth with The Bricklayer, at
Satanic Hispanics is a scary and stylish showcase of Latino filmmakers
Of all the subgenres of all the genres of all the movies in the world, there are few more enjoyable than the anthology horror film.
Where the Devil Roams is DIY horror at its spookiest
Writing, directing, acting, composing — the Adams family can do it all. Made up of John Adams, Zelda Adams, Lulu Adams and Toby Poser, this