I’ve never been to Disney World, and therefore, I have never been on the Jungle Cruise ride, so there is simply no way I can
Month: July 2021
Stillwater review – An American Goatee in France
The most enduringly striking aspect of Stillwater is the degree to which Matt Damon disappears into his role. Despite having one of the most recognizable
New episode of Hot Property – A Tom Hanks Assault!
What would happen if we switched bodies? Dan visits an old friend who hates Mondays. We draft the celebrities we want to fight, and Stephen
Jolt review – MovieJawn – My mom and sister are going to love this
Originally published at MovieJawn My sister cuts my mom’s hair in her kitchen. A movie is often put on in the background when this ritual
Old review – Shyamalan’s latest fable is gloriously bonkers
It would be a disservice to go too deeply into the plot of Old, because as we all know, movies made by M. Night Shyamalan
Fear Street Part Three: 1666 review – Novelty is a good thing!
With Fear Street Part Three: 1666, Netflix brings to a close one of its more exciting marketing ploys, and it’s a model I hope they
New Episode of Hot Property – Sam Elliott’s Mustard BBQ Face Lotion
Loki sproilers inbound! We recap the first season, then talk about food. Snoopy has an enormous penis. Have you tried Marlboro BBQ Menthols? How do
Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain review – Yes, chef
Somewhere along the line America got really into chefs. Like really into it. I’m not talking about the family friendly Emeril Lagasses that got talk
Pig review – Thank you for not calling it “Piggyback”
If you can, try to go into Pig as blind as possible. Try not to read too much about it, and maybe even consider avoiding
New Episode of I Like to Movie Movie – FACE/OFF
We did it, ladies and gents. I Like to Movie Movie has reached 200 episodes!!! And since we only ever lost one episode to the