Elvis Review – Pure musical insanity, if you’re into that sort of thing
Somewhere between Walk Hard, the parody that ended all music biopics, and Rocketman, the best music biopic ever made, exists Elvis, Baz Luhrmann’s completely unhinged,
New Episode of Hot Property – Top Gun: Hedgehog!
The Sandman is BACK BABY! Dan learns the real name of Tails. Stephen learns about rhubarb. We tell the legend of Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar.
New Episode of Hot Property – Pride Buns!
Burger King has an…interesting offer for Pride Month. We expose the restaurant industry’s addictions. Dan has DINO FEVER. Stephen tries an exotic fruit. How do
Jurassic World Dominion review – Fun, but PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
Somewhere toward the end of the extremely long runtime of Jurassic World Dominion, legacy character Dr. Ellie Sattler gives a piece of sage advice to
Overlook Film Festival – Mad God and Good Madam
This past weekend I was able to digitally attend the 2022 Overlook Film Festival, which granted me the privilege of placing my lucky eyes on
Overlook Film Festival – Swallowed and Deadstream
This past weekend I was able to digitally attend the 2022 Overlook Film Festival, which granted me the privilege of placing my lucky eyes on
New Episode of Hot Property – Hot Dog Cleanup Crew
We go from Elden Ring to Onion Rings and definitively rank your favorite appetizers. Dan finds a new character. Do you need us to clean
New Episode of Hot Property – Royal Canadian Chili Peppers!
Dan uncovers a monstrosity in Germany. Stephen calls Rob, but which one?!? IT’S TOM CRUISE SEASON. Have you ever heard of Hot Takes with Hot
Top Gun: Maverick review – Pure blockbuster bliss!
When Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol hit theaters, forever changing the way movie titles are punctuated, the prevailing wisdom was that Jeremy Renner had been
New Episode of Hot Property – Now That’s What We Used to Call Music!
I’m not going to lie to you, this one starts in a state of absolute chaos. Then it ends with even more chaos. In the