The Card Counter review — Schrader’s take on Hard Eight is solid, if undercooked
There’s a trope in slasher movies that we call “the doomsayer.” Made popular in the Friday the 13th franchise, it took the form of an
The Last Matinee review – A simple, effective Giallo throwback
We love a good Giallo film. We really do. A killer in leather gloves with a gruesome, fetishistic motive; hardcore violence shot in silhouette over
New Episode of Hot Property – Cool American!
Kanye West is the new Bob Dylan. We said it. WE’RE COMING IN HOT for Season 3! Dan falls in love with a Fruity Pebble.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings review – Finally, some visible action!
Growing up, I watched a ton of martial arts movies. I was a Chan Fan* ever since he made a splash stateside with Rumble in
Karen review – Karen is going to hate this movie
We all know what a Karen is: a loud, nosy, extremely entitled white lady who has never been asked to live outside of her comfort
New Episode of I Like to Movie Movie – Vacation Round Up!
’m on vacation, which means I didn’t have time to write and record a classic episode and also I was drunk BUT since I love
Candyman review – A slick, smart, gruesome new chapter to an iconic legend
One needn’t ever have seen the original Candyman to know of its mythology. The basics are the stuff of spooky sleepover lore: Say “Candyman” into
New Episode of Hot Property – Season Finale! SKREE-ONK!
We flex our knowledge of Presidents from the GET, and then we do the MONSTER MASH. Stephen goes DOWN UNDAH for a snack. Why are
Reminiscence review – Sometimes goofy, but always original
I get the feeling most people aren’t going to like Reminiscence. It’s kinda all over the place tonally, and certain things happen that strain credulity
The Night House review – Why did I watch this alone and at night?
There is an extremely well designed scare in The Night House that I can’t seem to shake. It’s not a jump scare, nor is it