Opus – An entertaining version of a movie you’ve seen before
Opus is a solid movie, but it’s one I’ve seen before many times, most recently in Midsommar, a film that was itself derivative of many
The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie – a real treat, but who is it for?
A little while back it came to be known that there was a new Looney Tunes movie (not) coming out. It was called Coyote vs.
Hot Property episode 168: …and That’s All, Folks!
In our final episode of Hot Property, we reminisce about the good times, and talk about Taco Bell, of course. Join us for one last
Mickey 17 – an instant classic of sci-fi satire
Bong Joon Ho really has a bug up his ass about capitalism, class warfare, and the exploitation of workers. And who could blame him? Shit
Queen of the Ring – an exciting biopic that struggles under the weight of its ambition
Mildred Burke is (not so) known for being the first million dollar female athlete in history. At a time when women’s professional wrestling was not
I Like to Movie Movie episode 266 – 2025 Film Preview!
“It’s better to look ahead and prepare, than to look back and regret.” So says Olympic legend Jackie Joyner-Kersee. While she was talking about living
Hot Property episode 167 – *hyperoxygenation
Dan leads us in a breathing exercise, SO FUCKING RELAX. When you’re writing an email, make sure the name is correct. Like, come on. It’s
Parthenope review: a bewitching, scattered fairy tale
“Beauty is like war. It opens doors.” So says famed author John Cheever (Gary Oldman) to the titular lead of Parthenope (pronounced like “Penelope” but
Hot Property episode 166 – Digital Gravel is My Rap Name!
We do the intro the RIGHT way around here. ONLY THEN can we complain about everything in our lives. We’re genuinely happy people overall, we
Heart Eyes review: A Gory and Hilarious Valentine’s Day Slasher
The opening scene of Heart Eyes is the hardest I’ve laughed in a theater in quite some time. In it, a young man takes a