Hot Property episode 167 – *hyperoxygenation
Dan leads us in a breathing exercise, SO FUCKING RELAX. When you’re writing an email, make sure the name is correct. Like, come on. It’s
Parthenope review: a bewitching, scattered fairy tale
“Beauty is like war. It opens doors.” So says famed author John Cheever (Gary Oldman) to the titular lead of Parthenope (pronounced like “Penelope” but
Hot Property episode 166 – Digital Gravel is My Rap Name!
We do the intro the RIGHT way around here. ONLY THEN can we complain about everything in our lives. We’re genuinely happy people overall, we
Heart Eyes review: A Gory and Hilarious Valentine’s Day Slasher
The opening scene of Heart Eyes is the hardest I’ve laughed in a theater in quite some time. In it, a young man takes a
I’m Still Here review – An Awards-worthy Lesson in Weaponized Dignity
When Oscar season arrives there are always one or two movies that end up feeling like homework. These movies are typically decent, but tend to
Flight Risk – Come for the bald cap, stay for the … bald cap
Flight Risk is one of those movies that exists in a strange place where everything that should make it bad makes it good. From Marky
I Like to Movie Movie episode 265 – WOLF MAN
There have been as many werewolf movies as there have been attempts at rebooting the Universal Monsters … uh … Universe, but it seems that
Hot Property episode 165 – This Batman has Shrek and Minions in it?!?
Stephen falls for a Phishing scam, but only because he was in a good mood. Dan gets locked out of his bathroom. This podcast is
Wolf Man – A slightly undercooked monster movie with a heart as big as its claws
It’s no secret that the Universal Monsters have, for some unfathomable reason, proven difficult to reboot. This, of course, is less the fault of the
The Damned – a chilly, spooky morality play that validates my hatred of eels
Perhaps the most effective aspect of this chilly, brooding spooker is the setting. A remote Icelandic island surrounded by dangerous waters and encased in the