I resisted it! I didn’t wanna like it! I was told by Film Twitter that Dear Evan Hansen was the next Cats, and for some
Category: Reviews
The Card Counter review — Schrader’s take on Hard Eight is solid, if undercooked
There’s a trope in slasher movies that we call “the doomsayer.” Made popular in the Friday the 13th franchise, it took the form of an
The Last Matinee review – A simple, effective Giallo throwback
We love a good Giallo film. We really do. A killer in leather gloves with a gruesome, fetishistic motive; hardcore violence shot in silhouette over
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings review – Finally, some visible action!
Growing up, I watched a ton of martial arts movies. I was a Chan Fan* ever since he made a splash stateside with Rumble in
Karen review – Karen is going to hate this movie
We all know what a Karen is: a loud, nosy, extremely entitled white lady who has never been asked to live outside of her comfort
Candyman review – A slick, smart, gruesome new chapter to an iconic legend
One needn’t ever have seen the original Candyman to know of its mythology. The basics are the stuff of spooky sleepover lore: Say “Candyman” into
Reminiscence review – Sometimes goofy, but always original
I get the feeling most people aren’t going to like Reminiscence. It’s kinda all over the place tonally, and certain things happen that strain credulity
The Night House review – Why did I watch this alone and at night?
There is an extremely well designed scare in The Night House that I can’t seem to shake. It’s not a jump scare, nor is it
Annette review – Phindie – Driver and Cotillard sing, but Helberg runs away with it
**Originally published at Phindie** Annette is absolutely preposterous. It’s exactly the type of thing that I’d dismiss as being super pretentious if it weren’t so
The Suicide Squad review – ABSOLUTELY BANANAS!
The story behind The Suicide Squad (the movie, not the squad itself) is one of those odd, childish pieces of contemporary culture that seems increasingly