The Gray Man is a film perpetually at war with itself. High-flying action shot in a way that saps it of excitement. Set-pieces rich with
Year: 2022
New Episode of Hot Property – Overnight Sensation!
We round up 4th of July events, competitive hot dog consumption, protestor bashing, a spoiler free Stranger Things recap, and a few mass shootings (for
New Episode of I Like to Movie Movie – Best of 2022 Thus Far!
After a long delay I Like to Movie Movie is back! 2022 has been a wild one for many reasons, and the movies have been
Thor: Love and Thunder review – Hilarious and completely forgettable
There are too many TV shows to keep up with these days, and as an avid cinephile, I tend to miss the majority of them.
New Episode of Hot Property – Stories of Increasing Urgency!
We get through some video game small talk and tell the tales about our recent trips — What we ate, what we drank, and which
Elvis Review – Pure musical insanity, if you’re into that sort of thing
Somewhere between Walk Hard, the parody that ended all music biopics, and Rocketman, the best music biopic ever made, exists Elvis, Baz Luhrmann’s completely unhinged,
New Episode of Hot Property – Top Gun: Hedgehog!
The Sandman is BACK BABY! Dan learns the real name of Tails. Stephen learns about rhubarb. We tell the legend of Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar.
New Episode of Hot Property – Pride Buns!
Burger King has an…interesting offer for Pride Month. We expose the restaurant industry’s addictions. Dan has DINO FEVER. Stephen tries an exotic fruit. How do
Jurassic World Dominion review – Fun, but PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
Somewhere toward the end of the extremely long runtime of Jurassic World Dominion, legacy character Dr. Ellie Sattler gives a piece of sage advice to
Overlook Film Festival – Mad God and Good Madam
This past weekend I was able to digitally attend the 2022 Overlook Film Festival, which granted me the privilege of placing my lucky eyes on