The Beta Test review – The erotic thriller is back…and now it’s much funnier!
“I’m gonna pay for it,” says Jordan Hines after throwing a tantrum and shattering a pane of glass in his office. He’s talking about the
Philadelphia Film Festival – Phindie – A handy link to all my shit!
Thanks for standing by while I didn’t update anything for two weeks because I was way too busy watching movie after movie after movie after
Two New Episodes of Hot Property! – I WAS BUSY WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!?
Hey everyone! Due to the extremely busy task of covering a film festival, I haven’t really had a chance to makes new posts for new
Dashcam review – Blow Out for the computer age
There are two movies coming out this season called Dashcam. Having only seen one, I cannot speak as to whether or not they have similar
Dune review – I hate sand, but I like Dune
There is no such thing as an “unfilmable” book. The concept simply does not exist. What does exist is the concept of adaptation. When adapting
Knocking review – strong direction and a great lead performance elevate a so-so thriller
After suffering a nervous breakdown and enduring a stay in a psychiatric ward, Molly (Cecilia Milocco) is finally back out in the real world. It’s
Halloween Kills review – the fourth and final Halloween 3 is the worst Halloween 3
There are so many Halloween 3s. First was Halloween III: Season of the Witch, the third movie in the Halloween series proper. Then came Halloween
New Episode of Hot Property – The Writ of External Laughter
Dan does not tell a famous person’s joke. Jon Gruden, more like Jon Gru-done! We make up a new societal law/norm. What is a grilled
New Episode of I Like to Movie Movie – No Titane To Die
Over the past two days I saw two absolutely incredible movies: Julia Ducournau’s Titane, and Cary Joji Fukunaga’s No Time to Die. Needless to say,
Arrebato review – MovieJawn – Weird shit, man.
***Originally published at MovieJawn*** Despite its cryptic nature and low budget look, Arrebato is the sort of arthouse oddity that any film nerd will want