The Northman review – Robert Eggers’ viking vengenace tale is a cinematic punch to the face
Anyone who has seen The Witch or The Lighthouse knows that writer/director Robert Eggers is operating on a unique wavelength. His debut was a powerful
New Episode of Hot Property – Too Much Melon!
We tell stories about getting trapped in bathrooms and almost getting into fights while we reluctantly compliment our friend Conor. Dan tries to remember the
Ambulance review – Bayhem on a budget!
The first of many escalating inciting incidences in Ambulance comes in the form of one of the most baller moves I’ve ever seen a filmmaker
New Episode of Hot Property – Jack goes to Poopie’s!
We discuss the limits of the human body when sick. Stephen reveals an epic dream. Dan learns who Machine Gun Kelly is. Stephen delivers a
New Episode of Hot Property – The Pursuit of Slappyness!
You know what we’re talking about. Stephen suffered a 102 degree fever to bring you this, so enjoy it, DAMNIT! Side note: If you are
You Won’t Be Alone review – Familiar imagery in service of a witchy new tale
The immediate point of comparison for You Won’t Be Alone will be The Witch, and while it’s not an unfair adjacency to make, at least
Everything Everywhere All at Once review – A once in a multiverse masterpiece!
Search all of the infinite universes parallel to our own and it is unlikely you will find a film quite like Everything Everywhere All at
New Episode of I Like to Movie Movie – Dreaming Hollywood w/ Frank Martinez and Turk Matthews
My interview with Frank Martinez and Turk Matthews, writer/director and star of Dreaming Hollywood, the new comedy/thriller that YOU, YES YOU, can watch right now
New Episode of Hot Property – C.T. Granville
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight? No? Well I hope you like two tired boys doing Jack Nicholson impressions and
X review – Craft meets story meets violence meets nudity (This is good)
Ti West is a filmmaker who I have been rooting for for years, despite not being moved either way by any of his movies. I’ve