There are a million different ways to do Batman. He can be blue, gray, black. He can be clad in spandex or encased in body
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Cyrano – A lovely, bleak take on a classic story
One need only tune in to a single episode of Game of Thrones to recognize that no matter how many high quality special effects you
Studio 666 review – Bloody as hell and bloody hilarious!
Anyone who has ever seen a Foo Fighters music video knows of their capacity for goofballery. Strange characters, comically gigantic hands, drag, horror, violently kinky
Texas Chainsaw Massacre review – Very dumb characters, but they die with style!
As we have learned over the past few years of Halloween movies, canon can be a loose thing when it comes to horror franchises, and
Cosmic Dawn review – High concept sci-fi done on a budget
In astronomy, the term “cosmic dawn” refers to the furthest point back where can see into the history of the universe. Advanced telescopes and math
Death on the Nile review – Not awful, but why do movies look like this now?
The Hercule Poirot cinematic universe marches on! Everyone’s favorite(?) mustachioed man of mystery has found himself in yet another closed location amidst yet another colorful
Jackass Forever – Penis trauma has never been so fun!
After one of Jackass Forever’s many scenes of severe penis trauma, the recipient of the damage, the infamous Steve-O, pulls his dick and balls out
See For Me review – A new flavor of home invasion thriller!
Home invasion thrillers have been done to death. We’ve seen them executed to perfection (Them), we’ve seen them deconstructed (Funny Games), and we’ve seen them
Rifkin’s Festival review – Charming and geriatric
If you didn’t already know the plot of Rifkin’s Festival you could probably guess it if you are at all familiar with the work of
Scream review – The best Scream since Scream!
Back in 1996 Scream delivered a cutting parody of silly slasher movies via an excellent slasher movie. The teenaged victims were all savvy to pop