I’ve only once set foot in a middle school not as a student. It was at least a decade after I had graduated, and I
Year: 2024
Hundreds of Beavers is impressive and hilarious
Warner Brothers CEO Loserface Buttfarts, I mean David Zaslav, pissed off everybody and surprised nobody a few weeks back when he pulled the plug on
Madame Web is astonishingly bad
Whenever a movie like Madame Web comes around that no one expects to be any good and thus everyone feels okay poo-pooing, it’s in my
Lisa Frankenstein is sweet-natured horror — ya know, for the kids
When there’s a holiday devoted solely to being in love, those who see themselves as perpetually lonely like to lean into their feelings and say
I Like to Movie Movie episode 248: Action Jackson
On February 1st we lost a true god amongst men: Carl Weathers. He fought Rocky, Predator, Shooter McGavin, and a host of people who were
Hot Property episode 143 – IS THIS A BIT?!?
DON’T GET US STARTED. We took a break. Deal with it. Happy GSC Season, BAYBEEEEE. Stephen obviously knows nothing about Terminator. Have you ever been
I Like to Movie Movie episode 247 – Self Reliance
It’s 2024 baby! We’re kicking off what’s sure to be an exciting year with Jake Johnson’s feature directorial debut: SELF RELIANCE! Check it out on
Hot Property episode 142: A Solid Yen!
It’s the last week of football so Stephen teaches Dan how to gamble. We’re also talkin’ resolutions for the new year! Here comes Yen once
The Beekeeper is a tried-and-true formula executed with punch
If you look at the poster for The Beekeeper, you will see an image of Jason Statham surrounded by bees, scowling like he’s about to
Night Swim is stuck in the shallow end
A haunted pool, you say? Why, if a pool were haunted, any number of horrible things could occur! With a non-haunted pool, risk can be